I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...