Royal Penis Comparison
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Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Programmer’s drinking song
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tarantula with a rose?
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Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.