The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...