Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....