He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...