The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...