Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...