Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
I have bad news
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mosquitos religious
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The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...