Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.