Defining these words
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IDIOTS & RETAIL
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A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Why bikes are better than women!
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Newest ATM machines
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The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Wrong floor
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Creative Answering Machine Messages
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Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...