What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...