Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...