Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...