Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...