Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...