Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...