Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...