Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Flea jokes 02
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What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
How do fireflies start a race
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Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...