Stupid Insults 25/31
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The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...