Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...