A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...