I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...