Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Eating some peanuts
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CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...