The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...