Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!