What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...