Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...