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A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
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A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
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The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!