Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...