What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...