Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.