Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.