Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!