A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...