Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...