A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Wrong place wrong time
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New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Blonde quickies 41-60
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Misunderstanding terms
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What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.