What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...