Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed