Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!