Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
spitting in the vase
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Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
First experience horse riding
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Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....