Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!