Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...