Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
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There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Stick insects!
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Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!