Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...