Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.