Elephants IV
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Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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The Tyson one-liners
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14 Lawyer Quickies.
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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...