What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
LICENSE TO STEAL
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
He just beetled off!
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That was no piccolo
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Knit to Fit
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Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...