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Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
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Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
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From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...