The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...