What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”