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Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...